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Dec 25, 2019

OMG it’s Christmas! Since the Amieys are NOT Russian spies, they know how to celebrate American Christmas in a super American way. Because they’re totally American. Not Russian. Not even a little.

As always, this episode contains (a lot of) salty language. Consider yourself warned.

You could check out that Left at the Valley trash, but we don't recommend it.

Check out the Holiday Radio Play that Amy was in!

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We should probably thank Mr. Eli Bosnick for recording the Secular Soup Creed for us like a champ. He’s the cat’s pajamas.

That's Deanna Joy Lyons you hear in our intro. She's the best and we forget to thank her enough for her smooth-as-butter voice.

Thanks as always to the World's Greatest Editor, Rich Lyons. 

Although he complained about it, Amy’s Kid #1 is responsible for the Russian accent. Don’t worry - he was compensated with a coveted chocolate orange, so we can’t be accused of using child labor.

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Rudolph’s red nose is probably the result of a parasitic infection of his respiratory system.